Tuesday, May 5, 2009

J. Grant Swank Jr. is an idiot.

Check out this loon.

Here are a few choice exerpts:
"There comes the time when mortals' sin can go over the divine mercy line. Many biblical believers are concluding that the world is now experiencing God's wrath."
Join the countless ranks of loonies who have been shouting this since the dawn of religion.
"America has a President who claims to be “Christian” who in fact is Marxist Muslim. Those who contest that can contest it against the facts all they want. Their conviction that he is “Christian” flies in the face of his anti-biblical ethics."
A Marxist Muslim?!?  I thought the most objectionable part of Marxism was its disdain for religion?  And which biblical ethics are we talking about?  The few parts where Jesus talks about love and compassion, or the overwhelming majority of the bible promoting rape, murder, genocide and slavery?  And thank you for appointing yourself to determine who's a real christian and who's not.
"Obama has been raised a Muslim, in a Muslim school, admiring publicly the Koran's cadences, mothered by a woman who concluded all religions are the same, all gods the same. His relatives are Muslims in Kenya, one being an extremist politician who ran for the Kenyan presidency. When he did not win, carnage was set loose through the entire country."
This is 10% misleading and 90% total bullshit.  Raised in a muslim school?  Sure, from 1967 to 1971 while in Indonesia, a muslim country, he attended school.  Hardy counts as being "raised" there.  Raised as a muslim by a woman who taught that all religions and gods are the same?  Doesn't sound like muslim teaching to me.  Relatives are Muslims in Kenya?  Sure, and don't you have "relatives" you've never met somewhere in the world that might have done some nasty things?
"When Obama does quote the Bible, it is usually politically opportunistic, not sincere."
(Sound of irony meter exploding)  And you know this because... you're a mind reader?  And even if it were true, that would put Obama right in there with pretty much any public figure who quotes the Bible.
"Further, Obama works laboriously to erase the Christian heritage to this Republic. He will do everything he can to eliminate Christianity and thereby replace it with secularism. Secularism is his god alongside Allah."
Secularism is his god alongside Allah.  So, he hates religion, but reveres Allah.  Holy crap, do you even read what you write?
"In his inaugural address, Obama elevated atheism to the level of Christianity. No prior President would have ever thought of doing that."
Yes, by saying that "we are a nation of Christians and Muslims, Jews and Hindus, and non-believers."  Which is completely true.  No president ever thought of that?  Jeez, guy, you need to read the Founding Fathers.  You'll burst an artery over their outright hostility to the church.
"The age in which we live reads like Noah's rebellious, stubborn, smart aleck clod. It appears we are now inhabiting a world on the verge of the flood, on the cliff edge of God's wrath descending.  Hence the swine flu floodwaters increasing."
Swine Flu is devine retribution for Obama's election?!?  Is that the best you can do?  So, god is so pissed about Obama that he starts by killing off a bunch of Mexicans who are probably mostly good Catholics?

I love these people who look around at a world better than any in history, where we are safer, healthier, more prosperous, and more free than ever before, and claim that our acceptance of people's differences is going to bring god's vengeance down upon us.  That's no god worth worshipping.

I do think, however, that Mr. Swank should be a little nervous about all the false witness he's been bearing against his neighbor.  I hear god put that in his top ten of no-nos.

Added to the Idiot Brigade.

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